The Most Ridiculous of Burning Bushes

In my wildest dreams about the way I thought the way I would truly begin resolving infertility would look, I never guessed that an espresso machine would play a starring role (or, really, any role at all). Life is a weird thing. 

Let me back up.

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After the miscarriage, the cold, hard facts were: 8+ years, $40K+ in fertility treatments, 3 miscarriages, 2 D&Cs, 1 failed FET of a genetically normal embryo that felt like a miscarriage, 1 serious allergic reaction, a combined 100+ days in the hospital for me and oldest child, hemorrhage, periviable PPROM, 2 c-sections, and more needles, ultrasounds, and office visits than I can count.  Everything about this story screamed “STOP, THIS IS TOO MUCH!”  I knew this, Arthur knew this, we both knew enough was enough.

Except that a week after the miscarriage, I went back to work and I don’t know what evil energy in the universe decided to play with me, but the baby song started.  I don’t mean something internal here, I mean a literal, audible lullaby that gets played over the loudspeaker signifying the birth of an infant.  The first couple of times I heard it, I rolled my eyes and tuned out.  Finally, I was working on a project at 2 am, guard down in a way it can only be at 2 am, when the soft strains began again. 

I gritted my teeth and made it to the car several hours later before I burst into tears.  I sobbed and sobbed and carefully drove myself home between bouts of the kind of crying that just wracks the entire body.  When I didn’t immediately come into the house, Arthur came out to see what was wrong.

“Promise me we can try again,” I wailed.  “I can’t take this.  I just want another baby!” 

Arthur, taken entirely off guard, just patted my back noncommittally, which infuriated me.  I brushed him off, marched upstairs, sobbed all the way through showering, and flung myself into bed for a nap because on top of everything, I was exhausted. 

I woke up a few hours later soggy, stuffy, and feeling like cr*p.  Later that evening, I explained to Arthur that despite the loss, despite everything I’d said, I wanted a baby so badly and I wanted to try again.  Arthur sighed and said he needed a little bit of time to think about it. 

We went back and forth for a couple of weeks as a few more painful moments poked my fresh wound.  We both knew there was no way we could take any *ahem* action on the thing until I had my post-surgical check-up, so it was a good time to have discussions.  In the end, Arthur and I hammered out an agreement: three cycles, ending with a negative pregnancy test and my period on the third cycle.  Another positive pregnancy test was a hard stop, if we had another loss, it had to end there.  I ordered OPKs, passed my post-D&C check with flying colors, and waited for my period to arrive.

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I had scheduled a surgical consult with my OB/GYN about having my tubes tied shortly after the D&C, and despite the new agreement, I kept it.  I wanted to keep my options open, because if I didn’t get pregnant in those three cycles, I needed to know what the end might involve.  When my OB/GYN walked into the exam room, I said “I don’t know what you read in my chart, but it’s been kind of a roller-coaster…”

She put the computer down, looked me in the eye, and said “Oh, I’ve read a few things, but why don’t you tell me what you want me to know.”  So I told her that I’d had another miscarriage after everything looked good and that we weren’t sure what to do going forward and this was really miserable after all the infertility and the other miscarriages and the PPROM and the IVF. 

“I don’t expect you to be 100% certain about being done,” she said.  “Actually, I don’t think most women are 100% certain for a while, even if they do choose to go forward with surgery.  But I do want you to be at least 90% certain.  There are other things we can do in the meantime while you’re figuring life out.”

It was a much-needed change in my perspective.  So, so much of what I’ve heard over the years and read has been people saying “you want to be 100% certain.  You don’t regret the children you do have, you regret the children you don’t.”  Maybe this is good advice for fairly fertile women who haven’t been dragged through h*ll and back on fertility issues, I don’t know, because I’m not fairly fertile and I have been dragged through h*ll and back on this.

She told me to think on it and that the option was open if I wanted it.

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In the background of all the angsty conversations Arthur and I were having, there’s the pandemic and all those little things that just aren’t happening right now that sort of oil the gears that turn life.  One of these ridiculously tiny things, extremely privileged things, that I was missing was a weekly latte. We’re both lucky enough to have jobs but high exposure risk profiles (public-facing and healthcare, neither of which can be done from home), so it’s true that we’ve been trying to shore ourselves up mentally in whatever reasonable ways we can.

The pandemic put a stop to lattes. I started by trying all the hacks, tricks, and ideas for making ‘espresso’ (and lattes) without an actual espresso maker and none of them really gave me the taste I was craving.  I started researching actual espresso machines. 

I finally found a machine that fit my specifications that was on sale, bringing it to a price range we felt reasonable.  Arthur and I worked out how many lattes I’d need to make at home to at least break even on the cost of the machine.  Then we considered.

I ordered the espresso machine when I got home from my doctor’s appointment.

~*~

For over a year, Arthur has tried to get me interested in other projects.  Landscaping for the front yard, pergola for the back yard, basement improvements, longer-term bathroom redo.  None of them really captured my imagination.  Even when Arthur would try to get me to talk about trips we wanted to take (pre-pandemic), a subject I’ve long been passionate about, I just…wasn’t really interested. 

I knew, deep down, that any of these bigger projects or trips were a significant enough investment in time and money that another baby would be off the table in a practical way.  I wasn’t ready for that. 

~*~

But, an espresso machine. 

I got excited about it.  Bottomless portafilter discussion?  Don’t mind if I do!  Exact ratios of espresso to milk?  Bring it on.  Pressurized versus non-pressurized filter baskets?  Interesting!  Best coffee beans?  I’ll call the local shop that small-batch roasts most of the coffee we buy and inquire about their espresso offerings.

Not coincidentally, the ads I saw online switched from baby and maternity to coffee gear.  For a few hours at a time, I didn’t think about babies or fertility. 

~*~

I thought that I could have both a baby and an espresso machine.  I could commit to both (they make decaf espresso, after all).  Maybe because it’s not as high stakes, that’s why it managed to wedge open the door, the one locked and shut for so long, the one I ostensibly was trying to open but was really avoiding fervently. 

It happened, though: I got genuinely excited about something that wasn’t fertility, child, or baby related.  And once it happened, I couldn’t undo it.  I couldn’t ignore that there really is an entire life waiting for me where I don’t track my cycles, where I solely enjoy the children I have instead of wondering if we’ll have another, where I find meaning in the myriad number of other pursuits outside of gambling again on a positive pregnancy test.

~*~

I’m not pretending that I won’t go back and forth a few more times on this, at least to an extent.  It’s taken me over eight years to arrive here (wherever “here” is) and there’s probably further to go before this actually over.  But I said a genuine if still not quite ready for the permanent deal “yes” to birth control and even though I definitely have moments of desperate desire for a pregnancy, a baby, they’re slipping away in the face of the sheer amount of energy it suddenly takes to hold them. 

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Currently Reading: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes

I managed to get my hands on the new(ish) Suzanne Collins’ Hunger Games prequel novel The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes at the library, taking on the story of the original series’ uber-villain Coriolanus Snow.  Going in, I’d seen the decidedly mixed reviews for the book – NPR called it “lackluster” while Vox gave it 3.5 stars out of 5 – but I liked the original novels enough to give it a read.

As the Vox review notes, Collins tends to be somewhat weaker on character development but a master of setting, and that really affects this novel that turns so heavily on a single character.  Despite spending a considerable amount of time observing Snow, there were multiple times I felt as though I wasn’t quite inside his head or that the narration (third person here rather than the first person as in the originals) wasn’t quite reliable.  This may be by design – Snow is nothing if not the sort of character who would be an unreliable narrator – but it’s mildly irritating at times to be reading the book for the “inside scoop” and find more layers of obfuscation. The story is meandering and slow at times, especially compared to the tighter plotting of the Hunger Games trilogy. 

Where this novel truly shines, however, is the way Collins turns the premise of the original trilogy around entirely.  In the original books, heroine Katniss Everdeen had a knack for presenting her decisions to self-sacrifice, support causes to help people, and champion justice as simply the right thing to do.  At times, she’s almost passive in her choices.  Katniss sees the right choice as so obvious that there’s virtually no other option for her.

Ah, but of course, there is another option, even if most of us know instinctively as Katniss does that the other option is morally despicable.  That’s the point of the novel as I see it: fleshing out the shadow option and what happens when it’s chosen. Collins is showing the counterpoint to her hero and somewhat unusual in that she’s staunchly honest in the unflattering portrait she presents of Snow.

Snow himself is careful, cunning, calculating and always cognizant of his family’s former glory before the war.  It’s not hard to shudder as Snow slips through cracks, exploiting weaknesses, and watch as Snow slowly, subtly elevates evil to something that’s twistedly elegant, shining, and accepted.

At first the choices presented to Snow are minor – white lies, really, such small things that simply keep Snow from some discomfort or advance his social standing.  It’s largely understandable why Snow does what he does or even sort of justifies it.  Collins holds up a mirror here: how easy it is to make a morally wrong decision through passivity or the seemingly minor choices to lie or cut corners or cheat just a little until suddenly, the story is the prequel to, well, the Hunger Games in all their brutality.

These progress – as they do – to bigger and bigger decisions that ultimately are quite defining indeed.  It’s a damning progression that Collins writes plausibly, calling attention to the rewards and punishments Snow gets for his choices and how one eventually outweighs the other.  Collins makes a real point about the weakness of virtue functioning as its own reward because all too often, the shadow option comes with far more tangible ones – while virtue has varying costs.

In many ways, it’s an uncomfortable read but a necessarily dark counter-portrait to Katniss Everdeen – especially in today’s world.

The Blahs (Again)

I’ve sort of hit the middle ground at this point on telling people about this loss.  My first miscarriage I announced on FB, my second I told almost no one.  This one we’ve told family and friends and I’m lucky to be in a situation where I felt good about telling my boss/co-workers as well.  I tell the truth when someone asks why I wasn’t someplace a few weeks ago or seem “tired” or that I’ve hit my limit on baby stuff for the day: I had a miscarriage recently.  But I don’t feel the tears threatening behind my eyes either when I say it.

It’s hard to shake off a sort of lassitude, a deep tired in my bones feeling.  This week, I challenged myself to really ‘adult’ at my more normal level, doing more than just attending to keeping the house running at a bare minimum – things like vacuuming more, picking up more fully, planning out dinners instead of just trying to figure things out at the last second, actually making myself get out of bed to take a walk/run in the mornings.  It feels odd to cheer myself for things I do generally without any thinking at all (I got the items I need to return to the mailbox!  I read and worked out discussion questions for the book study I’m facilitating at church!  I ran for ten minutes!) but it seems to help a bit.

I’m in that stage of things that I call the “blahs”, not really healed and not really acutely wounded any more.

I’m okay mostly.  Just…not quite.

Getting there.

Even if it’s more slowly than my impatient self would prefer.

Currently Reading: Mexican Gothic

When I read the review for Silvia Moreno-Garcia’s novel Mexican Gothic on NPR, I immediately hopped over to the library to put myself on the list.  Despite the fact that I’m a little apprehensive about picking up anything too scary, as I’ve gotten older, I’ve developed a taste for mildly shivery Gothic novels with their spooky, atmospheric, supernatural elements.  This novel, set in 1950s Mexico, seemed particularly interesting.  I love books that are set in places I’ve spent time exploring in real life and I wanted something that would transport me elsewhere (be careful what you wish for).

Protagonist Noemi Taboada is an upper-class socialite.  Limited by her sex and family in her educational pursuits, she spends life in a whirl of parties, dresses, and boyfriends until a truly alarming letter arrives from her newlywed cousin Catalina, who is living in a remote estate on a defunct silver mine.  Noemi’s father dispatches Noemi to find out the truth of Catalina’s condition and bring Catalina home if necessary, holding out the prize of further education if Noemi can complete the journey.

Noemi arrives in the tiny village and is met by family member Francis Doyle, who chauffeurs her to High Place, the once-grand, now derelict home of the Doyles.  It doesn’t take long before Noemi is apprised of the strange house rules by Francis’ iron-fisted mother Florence Doyle.  Smoking and loud talking are forbidden, the house is shrouded in darkness, and while there is limited electricity, dim candles and oil lamps are the sources of light.  Noemi almost immediately crosses swords with Florence and soon after with her cousin Catalina’s new husband Virgil, insisting upon seeing Catalina and getting a second opinion from the village doctor, rather than the physician imported from England along with the Doyle family.  She also meets the strange, repugnant paterfamilias of the Doyle family, Howard, father of Virgil, uncle of Florence.

Moreno-Garcia doesn’t try to hide her influences – Daphne Du Maurier, the Brontes, Mary Shelley, Charlotte Perkins Gilman – but definitely puts her own twist on the classic Gothic tropes as well as deftly and devastatingly tackling subjects such as eugenics, colonialism, and colorism throughout the novel.  The Doyles brought dirt from England for their estate in Mexico, do not speak Spanish, and are described as supremely pale, to the point where it’s hard not to evoke almost an image of maggots or other white grubs in a dark soil of a house.

It doesn’t take long for the novel to start getting spooky as Noemi experiences terrifying nightmares and slowly unearths family secrets as she attempts to free her cousin.  Noemi outright clashes with Florence, a character I can only describe as a horrifying cross between DuMurier’s Mrs. Danvers and Miss Havisham, escalate as Catalina’s condition – along with Noemi’s own grasp on reality – continue to degenerate.  Despite the dread and reveals, there’s a real change of the pacing around 2/3 of the way through when the plot suddenly picks up to truly a wild gallop to the end.

In trying to come up with a rating for this book, I realized that I was of two minds on this one.   Moreno-Garcia’s writing is absolutely gripping, her use of the story to explore the influence of colonialism and eugenics on Mexico is well done, and the way she paints High Place to create the atmosphere is superb.  The claustrophobia of not being able to leave a place is ratcheted up a notch in the midst of a pandemic where that notion has become far more familiar to many of us.  Make no mistake, High Place, more than any of the human characters is, in many ways, the true main character of the novel and some of the human characters occasionally come across as slightly thinly written.  If you’re looking for something that will keep you turning pages past midnight (with the light firmly on), this decidedly fits the bill.  Moreno-Garcia’s exploration of power, exploitation, and choice in the midst of a cracking good story is masterful.

The weakness of pretty much all Gothic novels typically comes when the monster finally reveals itself and this one is no exception.  The thing is so much more terrifying shrouded in mystery than fully embodied and out of the shadows.  The novel’s finale requires some major suspension of disbelief that I couldn’t quite get to that point on.  Worth noting is that this novel gets pretty gory and ranges from classic Gothic tropes on lust to full out horrors, so if you don’t have the stomach for a lot of bodily fluids, both natural and unnatural, (or horror novels) this may not be your best bet.

That being said, I couldn’t put it down and found myself re-reading parts of it again in short order.  I can’t decide whether I loved it or was a bit repulsed by it…or both.

Content notes/trigger warnings for the book (possible mild spoilers, though trying to be extremely vague):

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Sexual assault, suicide, gore, stillbirth, miscarriage, incest, cannibalism, child brutality

Scribbles

I started on the sketches for a project years ago.  I doodled the first figures in the depth of my sadness when I miscarried the twins back in late 2013, added to it after the ectopic loss, made mock-ups of where I wanted the figures placed in the finished piece while I was sitting on the couch hemorrhaging in 2014 and 2015, and then dropped it for a couple of years.  When the embryo transfer failed in the fall of 2019, I pulled it back out and did part of the watercolor, then stuffed the pieces back in my sketchbook.  Maybe I was hoping I’d never feel the need to finish it.

This week, though, I took the pieces, put them together, and finished the background.  Decided not to extend the cowl of the middle figure, but rather, to have the hands and fabric float in the darkness.  Cut the final piece of fabric.  Ordered the glue to place them permanently.  After making those decisions, I find myself returning to the piece, debating whether to add more cowl/red to the middle figure, trying to decide if it’s really what I want it to look like.  Do I want to put it on a mat to add a tiny bit more background?  What color?  Even after posting the photo to face.book as a final product.

It is certainly not representing the whole story, the parts that came to fruition.  Maybe there’s something about a piece that never quite seems to be finished.  It’s the part of story containing all those losses, the loose ends that never quite seem to tie up, the cycles that didn’t take, the babies that couldn’t form as more than quickly scribbled initial sketches on the black and white ultrasound screen.

Burr, Sir

I went out for a walk this morning – my first quasi-“workout” since the D&C.  I figured I’d start slow with a good brisk walk, running and weights can come another day.  My playlist was paused where I left it the day before the ultrasound and it all crashed down.  I’d been listening to the Hamilton soundtrack as I walked that day in the life Before, dancing along a little to the triumphant lyrics of “Yorktown (The World Turned Upside Down)”: “My Eliza’s expecting…gotta start a new nation, gotta meet my son!”

Well, cuss words.  That was unhelpful.

But I like Hamilton too much to surrender it to the pile of “stuff that makes me sad” without a fight, so I flipped around in the soundtrack until I landed on “Wait For It”.  The song is nemesis and narrator Aaron Burr’s big, expository number that humanizes and complicates the character who could easily be written as a straight up antagonist in the story.

Burr, played by Leslie Odom Jr., sings of his caution, restraint, and his awareness of carrying the family honor forward: “I am the one thing in life I can control / I am inimitable, I am an original / I’m not falling behind or running late / I am lying in wait! / Hamilton faces an endless uphill climb / He has something to prove, he has nothing to lose…I’m willing to wait for it.”

When I first got to actually watch Hamilton a few weeks ago, one thing that struck me was how unlikeable Alexander Hamilton – the character – felt at times.  I rolled my eyes at least once at the earnest, constantly striving Hamilton who always seems to be in the right place at the right time – in addition to all his passion and talent (as well as totally willing to humiliate his wife to save his own place in history).  Burr is measured, thoughtful, and careful.  I don’t know tons about the actual, historical men’s true personalities, but the way the musical is written, it’s difficult not to feel for Burr at various moments.

By most conventional measures, Burr was a pretty lucky guy: good family name, good education, served in the Revolutionary War as an officer, successful lawyer, became a US Senator, and ultimately Vice President.  It’s a fairly impressive CV as they go, even with the losses and mistakes that Burr incurred up until the duel that derailed much for him.  But I get it.  I get the character of Burr as written in this musical.  I get the jealousy, the frustration, the sense of having done every d*mn thing right, having so much and still winding up ultimately locked out of (an iteration of) “the room where it happens”.

As the composer and lyricist of Hamilton Lin Manuel Miranda put it “I feel like I have been Burr in my life as many times as I have been Hamilton. I think we’ve all had moments where we’ve seen friends and colleagues zoom past us, to success, or to marriage, or to homeownership, while we lingered where we were—broke, single, jobless. And you tell yourself, ‘Wait for it.’”

I wonder, a bit, if this is one of the reasons Hamilton resonates so much with audiences.

This post is a part of Microblog Mondays.  If you want to read more or submit your own, head over to Stirrup Queens!  Thanks to Mel for originating and hosting.  

One Day At A Time

Thank you for all the kindness and well-wishes – very, very much appreciated.

~*~

My ultrasound last week had been scheduled with the high-risk OB’s nurse midwife.  In a very large practice of 10+ physicians and lots of NPs, it just happened that she was the one with an open appointment that day.  I am so, so incredibly glad that it worked out that way.  When the ultrasound tech didn’t see an embryo/fetus anywhere, the high-risk OB himself – the man that got us through the absolute sh*t show of my pregnancy with and delivered E, who I trust totally – came in to give me the final word (and performed my D&C the next day).  I appreciated that immensely.  Not getting bad news from a stranger or someone who didn’t know my history made such a difference, especially since, thanks to Covid-19, I was by myself at the ultrasound.

The D&C was definitely the right option for me in this particular circumstance.  The pregnancy symptoms are, thankfully, abating.  It’s a particular bit of insult to injury to have breast pain so bad that it was waking me up at night – including the night before surgery – when there’s no actual baby to justify the discomfort.  That was one of the more frustrating parts of the whole situation: my symptoms were really major this time, more so than with any of the previous four pregnancies.  I sort of assumed that symptoms were an encouraging sign, but apparently not in this case.

A friend brought us a meal afterwards.  I actually cried because I was grateful – it was SO nice and so incredibly welcome since we got home from the hospital around 5:30 and none of the adults were up to making anything.

~*~

I’m struggling a bit to hold the dual realities that I don’t want another pregnancy and also I want to be pregnant right now.  The idea of going through the two week wait(s), seeing the two lines, beta HCG draws, the first ultrasound, the waiting through anatomy scans, viability, praying to get to term – provided I got to any of those points at all – makes me feel vaguely nauseated.  I just don’t have anything left of whatever propelled me through all the other fertility misadventures.  At the same time, I want desperately to be holding an ultrasound picture of an 8-week baby and awaiting the next ultrasound with nervous anticipation.  I want to be looking forward to my due date in March, sourcing a low-cost maternity wardrobe and waiting for those kicks.

Basically, I don’t want a replacement.  I want this specific pregnancy except that I want it to work out with a healthy baby at the end.

That’s an impossibility and it aches.

~*~

Moving on is the one thing I actually have some mild optimism about in the better moments – it will take time (probably a lot more than I’d like it to) and some days will feel impossible but that it will happen.  We’ll work on getting rid of the baby stuff still in the basement, finishing up a few projects to really make our spare room the craft/study/music area for the girls, and…birth control.

We know we’re going the permanent route at some future point, but with Covid-19, some insurance realities, and still reeling emotionally from this experience, it’s just not good timing to go through that process immediately.  I set up my follow-up visit slightly further out than usual to allow my uterus to heal so we can look at the full range of effective non-permanent options out there to hold in the meantime.  The last thing we need right now is “surprise!”  Which feels incredibly weird after nearly a decade of trying to get pregnant, wanting to be pregnant, and desperately hoping for (or at least being open to) a pregnancy.

It’s time, though.

Alpha Omega

Trigger warning: miscarriage

When my second daughter was born, I used to rock her doing that sigh-sing-song of random syllables to comfort her.  “Ohhhh-meg-ahhh,” I’d murmur, slipping part of her name into it.  “Ohhh, Meg, ahhh.”

At some point, a family member heard me doing this and asked if I was making a reference to this being the last kid – as in “Alpha and Omega” being the beginning and end of the Greek alphabet (lots of science people in the family).  “Nah,” I said.  “Just sings nicely together.”

It stuck with me, though.

When we transferred the final embryo last fall and it didn’t stick, I didn’t feel “done”.  Arthur was done, but I never had that sense of finality.  We argued on and off for months, even after I got rid of my maternity clothes and some baby gear.  Even when common sense, age, and a pandemic made having an argument about another kid feel beyond ridiculous.

And in May, after arguments, counseling, and every kind of back-and-forth, we decided to take one last crack at the thing.  And lo and behold, there were two lines.  And an HCG number that looked fantastic and was rising beautifully.  And we prepared.

I went in today for my first ultrasound at 8 weeks 2 days.  There was a sac, measuring a week behind.  No baby or yolk sac or anything else in there.  I watched as the tech scanned over and around, thorough and careful to be sure.  They asked me about my HCG numbers.  The doctor came in and confirmed what I had already texted Arthur.

Blighted ovum.

D*mn.

I’m scheduled for a D&C tomorrow because I have, quite frankly, been through enough suffering without adding horrible miscarriage cramping/bleeding into the mix.  I’m also very symptomatic as far as pregnancy symptoms and I’d like that to stop sooner rather than later.  It does not matter any more if my uterus scars.

Because we are done.

For real.

For certain.

Five pregnancies is a lot on the body and soul, especially adding in all the other factors like IVF and PPROM and now the third loss.  It’s enough.  I’m done.

My older daughter is named for Samwise Gamgee’s oldest daughter in Lord of the Rings.  If somehow walking out of Mordor with her is the biggest battle we faced, this is the day we go to the Grey Havens and bid good-bye to something precious and special and end this final chapter.  Watching as those figures board the ship to something beyond our world and knowledge, tears streaming freely.

Then we go home because even now, I feel the promise author Tolkien gave to his character Sam in the book, to live a long, happy life and that someday, someday, the torn-in-two feeling would no longer be so horribly acute.

We asked a question at the beginning, at the alpha point of this journey eight years ago.  We have our answers now: two miraculous girls.

Today we are at the omega.

Rooting Out

One thing I’m still getting used to with home ownership is the ongoing stream of projects and maintenance.  Having rented for the vast majority of my adult life (12-13 years), I’m familiar with reorganizing and cleaning, but landscaping and painting – among others – are new ventures.

After a couple of years of living here, we decided it was time to tackle the outside of the house in a meaningful way.  The first year we lived here, we mostly just watched to see what plants came up in the yard and beds.  Last year, we evicted The Shrub That Ate Our Front Window, put in some new beds around the patio, and placed fresh landscaping fabric/pebbles around our firepit.  This year, we realized that the gorgeous silver maple tree in the backyard was planted just barely far enough away from the house and we also didn’t particularly like the Norway spruce in the front.

We called in an arborist to evaluate the silver maple.  Silver maples have shallow, invasive roots – the kind that can crack foundations and get into sewer lines.  The minimum distance to plant these trees from a house is around 20 feet, and ours is 21 feet from the base of the house.  The tree was actually one of the things we loved about the house when we bought it.  It’s one of those perfect trees for bird feeders, for climbing, and for shade.  I hoped it didn’t need cut down, but if it was a choice between the tree and our foundation, it was a no-brainer.

The arborist came out, looked at all of our trees and, happily, told us he could save the maple with no major issues.  In the fall, he’ll come and prune the roots to prevent them from reaching the house and take a limb off that’s starting to stretch up to the point where it will eventually grow over the roof.  He told us that the spruce in the front yard wasn’t going to invade the foundation since spruces apparently don’t have those kinds of roots, but that it’s planted too close to the house and showing signs of stress.  The arborist advised taking it out, and since we didn’t like it anyway, we’re looking forward to having it down sometime this summer.

One of the things the arborist noted in the evaluation was that when the spruce comes out, the stump grinder would damage the yucca plants at the base.  Well, the yuccas had gotten entirely overgrown and weren’t really in my vision for what I eventually want in that bed.  We decided to take them out.

Turns out, yuccas grow thick, fibrous roots that are an absolute nightmare to hack through.  What we thought would take one person about an hour took two of us about two and a half hours of hard work.  One of us grabbed the top of the plant and pulled, the other dug the shovel in over and over to break the roots.  The end result was worth it, however, and it all looks much neater.

Before, with the yuccas in place.

After – we didn’t even realize there were landscaping rocks under all of that!

Next up is getting rid of the bush behind the pine.  Having pulled a similar one out last summer, I know what we’re in for there.  Eventually, we’ll get to the fun part: figuring out and planting the landscaping we actually want.

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Currently Reading: The Widows of Malabar Hill

Mysteries are one of my defaults when I’m looking for a new book.  I had started Michelle McNamara’s nonfiction about the search for the Golden State Killer I’ll Be Gone in the Dark, but while it was engrossing, it also gave me literal nightmares.  I shelved it a little over a third of the way through.  Not the right book for right now.

Fortunately, Modern Mrs. Darcy had a blog post with a list of gentle mysteries (not too gruesome or disturbing) that came out right as I was casting about for new reading material.  On the list was The Widows of Malabar Hill (by Sujata Massey) centering on a female solicitor in 1920s India.  Truthfully, I picked it up initially because it was the first one on the list available at the library for e-book borrowing, but I was pulled into the story almost immediately and glad that I had been able to nab it.

Protagonist Perveen Mistry is a young Parsi woman who studied law at Oxford and now an associate in her father’s law office.  While she cannot present cases in court as a barrister, she works as the first female solicitor in Bombay.  When the law office is presented with three Muslim widows who wish to put their inheritance into a specialized trust, Perveen is sent to speak to the women who live in purdah, an enclosed life where no males outside of the family are permitted.  Within the house, Perveen finds secrets, simmering rivalries, and, eventually, the murder of the women’s male protector.

One of the qualities I really enjoyed about The Widows of Malabar Hill was author Massey’s deft ability to make India’s pluralism and society in the 1920s comprehensible to someone like me who knows relatively little about India.  Perveen and her family are Parsi: descended from Iranians who fled religious persecution to India somewhere between the 8^th and 10^th centuries CE and practicing Zoroastrianism.  Massey also brings Muslims, Hindus, and the British into the story, picking through the social distinctions and interactions.  These differences bear heavily on the story as Perveen must understand Muslim law surrounding inheritance to work with her clients, navigate the social conventions around her friendship with Alice Hobson-Jones (the daughter of a high-ranking British official), and the Parsi marriage laws that have personal significance for Perveen.

Perveen is a compelling character to anchor the story.  Massey gives her protagonist realistic strengths and weaknesses – Perveen is upper class, well-educated, and intelligent, but Massey doesn’t gloss over the difficulties of being a trailblazer or the exhausting, constant explanations Perveen has to give around what she does for a living.  Perveen doesn’t fall entirely into the “plucky heroine” convention that often happens with women in novels.  Her path to becoming a solicitor is more complicated and the triumph of becoming a solicitor is more muted than just the usual sexism and misogyny to overcome (though these certainly factor in).  Massey also makes Perveen’s sex an asset as well as a liability; as a female, she is the only solicitor who can go behind the screens to meet the women clients in purdah.  I also really liked the fact that Perveen has a genuinely supportive and kind family who love her and want to see her happy and successful.

The novel had two distinct plotlines: the mystery itself, which kept me guessing, but also Perveen’s backstory.  While sometimes fleshing out a character as an equal storyline can detract in a mystery, in this case, it blends well with the central plot.

I really enjoyed The Widows of Malabar Hill and am excited to pick up the second book in the series, The Satapur Moonstone.  It’s wonderful to find a new series that is as promising as this one!